James, that sexy, rich, thirty-something year old. I still remember the day he moved into the neighbourhood all those years ago and how he constantly impressed all of us with his fancy toys, that guy could afford anything he ever dreamed about.

Eventually though, he outgrew our little neighbourhood and moved on. Now that I’m a bit older, a chance encounter at an upscale hotel brings me back under his watchful eye but there’s still one thing money can’t buy. Too bad I’m giving it to him for free.